“We’re looking for talent with experience putting out funny fake news”
"We want to go to Europe".
Foster mother wanted to show sympathy for migrant.
Because segregation is progressive!
The latest woke "hot take".
Because that's democracy, idiot.
"Can't do it."
When rulers of authoritarian regimes are more pro-freedom than western leaders.
"It's official, we have a 4 year old daughter! Waylon is now Willow."
"Not a petition! I might as well delete my channel right here right now."