The new normal is a muzzled population.
Thousands of angry citizens sign petition to end 'farcical' lockdown measures
"Look for someone with a corpse like appearance, exhibits aggressive behaviour, craves human flesh, and utters incoherent moans and groans"
His wife had to say 'Trump' three times before he remembered who the President is
"'Since when has clothing not been essential?"
Products in supermarket covered up with plastic sheeting.
Whoops.
Loneliness, mental health impact of lockdown balanced against COVID threat.
"Dude, that's not a plan"
"We can't lock ourselves up in a basement like Joe does"