Not the Onion.
Reports flooding in of people being interrogated for being outside during lockdown.
Riches for COVID snitches.
Children scream as parents are handcuffed.
Hot drinks classified as a "picnic."
"At some point you've got to wonder about where our country is putting all of its energy"; "Freedoms are more important than any single politician."
"Those who broke the law, you will pay"; "A new administration will be inaugurated on Jan 20"
"Yesterday the president of the United States incited an armed insurrection against America"
"If he can shut the president up/off he can shut any of us up."
Speculation advisory related to storming of Capitol building.