Entire case file sealed by judge.
Absurd moral panic over harmless gesture intensifies.
What could possibly go wrong?
Figure was as high as 30 per cent a year ago.
Women choosing careers over having families.
Fighting violent crime one kitchen utensil at a time.
Clown world claims another victim.
But it's a 'symbol of feminism' according to leftists.
"They can be disposed of as you wish".
Audience claps and whoops with delight.