Speculation builds about why Jaelene Hinkle was left out.
Another wholesome role model for the kids.
Yes, they're this insufferably pedantic.
Something doesn't add up.
"We're not women's soccer".
The capital of diversity.
"If borders are such terrible things then why did they ever exist in the first place?"
The masses care only for "vulgar entertainments," the elites care only for the "luxury of their daily lives".
People are "offended by comedy and science".