"Look for someone with a corpse like appearance, exhibits aggressive behaviour, craves human flesh, and utters incoherent moans and groans"
His wife had to say 'Trump' three times before he remembered who the President is
"Dude, that's not a plan"
"We can't lock ourselves up in a basement like Joe does"
Trump slams Obama campaigning while Biden hides; "There was nobody that campaigned harder for Crooked Hillary Clinton than Obama"
Big Tech censorship doesn't work
These people will be in charge if Biden gets elected
How dare people have enough "disposable income to spend on fun"
Oops, I accidentally masturbated. Said no-one, ever
Trump campaign says it's the "latest attempt to provide advantage to their favored candidate"