Source said bedsheets were not much stronger than paper.
It isn't an "ethnic slur."
Suspicious "suicide" gets them off the hook.
Wow, what a coincidence.
"He was last seen in town; Police are combing the area."
Let the conspiracy theories commence.
What a coincidence!
Documents revealed Epstein had procured girls for "powerful men".
Presidential frontrunner was asked, "How many genders are there?"