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CIA Recruitment Ad Ridiculed For Overdosing on ‘Woke’ Talking Points
Bizarre promo prompts bewildered reaction.
A CIA recruitment ad featuring a “cisgender woman of color” who rails against the “patriarchy” and announces she has been diagnosed with “generalized anxiety disorder” has been ridiculed for its woke pandering.
The promo went viral on Twitter, racking up almost a million views, prompting ‘The CIA’ to start trending.
In the video, a Hispanic woman regurgitates glib social justice mantras, explaining how she is a “daughter of immigrants” while bragging about being “perfectly made.”
“I am a cisgender millennial who has been diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder,” she states.
Turns out the CIA was behind Woke all along. Seems kind of obvious in hindsight. pic.twitter.com/QQfnV1It0k
— Jack Posobiec (@JackPosobiec) May 3, 2021
“I am intersectional, but my existence is not a box checking exercise,” she adds, after having ticked a whole raft of ‘diversity’ boxes and showing off her ‘Donald R. Cryer award for diversity and inclusion.’
She then begins rambling on about not allowing her inflection to rise at the end of her sentences and having “earned her way in” (but not by checking diversity boxes, surely?).
“I used to struggle with imposter syndrome, but at 36, I refuse to internalize misguided patriarchal ideas of what a woman can or should be,” she states, once again definitely not trying to tick diversity boxes.
She then continues to stroke her own ego before declaring herself to be “a proud first generation Latina and officer of the CIA.”
Respondents to the clip expressed a mixture of disgust and bewilderment at the utter state of the CIA to be forced to resort to such pandering.
Henceforth all criticism of the CIA is white privilege. https://t.co/416Gv8rNcX
— Richard Seymour (@leninology) May 3, 2021
The really telling thing about this video os that it speaks to the CIA's assessment of who would be interested in working for them. Clearly, they think they have appeal to woke millenials – and they're probably right. https://t.co/1hGuVRuE7B
— Matt Taibbi (@mtaibbi) May 3, 2021
The CIA went from waterboarding terrorists to torturing Americans with shitty woke commercials.
— Rising serpent 🇺🇸 (@rising_serpent) May 3, 2021
I hope the CIA actually is hiring fail brain millennials with debilitating anxiety like in the ad. that would be hilarious. Sam Fisher getting captured and tortured because the analyst working on his mission is hyperventilating due to being quote tweeted
— Anor Londo gentrifier (@ByYourLogic) May 2, 2021
"I have been diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder"—isn’t that what you want from the CIA? https://t.co/abqtnnRR8m
— David Reaboi (@davereaboi) May 2, 2021
Our enemies are laughing their asses off watching this. While the CIA virtue signals about hiring an "intersectional, cisgender millennial with generalized anxiety disorder", our enemies are plotting to take advantage at every turn.
THE STATE OF OUR UNION IS IN PERIL.
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) May 3, 2021
Really? You can't think of *any* reasons it might make sense for the CIA to hire for diversity?
Here's a hint: what if we want to spy in a country that is mostly nonwhite? https://t.co/l4oyM4oDMf
— Matthew Chapman (@fawfulfan) May 3, 2021
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Trans YouTuber Chris Chan to be Jailed With Female Inmates Despite Allegedly Raping 79-Year-Old Mother
Female identity ranks higher than safety of biological women.
Transgender YouTuber Chris Chan was listed as a woman on a police report documenting the alleged rape of his 79-year-old dementia-suffering mother and will now be held in a jail with female inmates.
What could possibly go wrong?
The 39-year-old, who now calls himself Christine Weston Chandler, was arrested after leaked phone calls emerged in which the YouTuber admitted to having sex with his elderly mother.
Chandler is being held in Central Virginia Regional Jail alongside 59 other female detainees.
The fact that the alleged rapist identifies as a woman appears to be of more importance than the safety of the other actual women Chandler will be imprisoned in close quarters with.
— I,Hypocrite (@lporiginalg) August 4, 2021
“Chandler is biologically male but came out as a transgender woman at the end of 2014,” reports the Daily Mail.
He had been living with his mentally impaired mother Barbara for many years, who Chandler bizarrely claims “made the first move” before they kissed according to an audio recording posted to an instant messaging platform.
“She was partially confused at one point, but then she came around, obviously,” claimed Chandler, before going on to reveal that he now has sex with his own mother “every third night” and that she “enjoys it.”
The alleged rapist said he previously had sex dreams about his mother and approached the situation with “care and caution” before embarking on intercourse with her.
Numerous respondents to the alleged rape took to Twitter to express their disgust – not over the rape – but about the fact that Chan had been “misgendered.”
"Hans, are we the baddies?" pic.twitter.com/lKmbi4eGLK
— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) August 4, 2021
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BBC Headline Hails Simone Biles as “Superhuman”
Bizarre outpouring of emotional incontinence continues.
The bizarre outpouring of emotional incontinence in the aftermath of Olympic gymnast Simone Biles quitting her team’s finals has continued, with the BBC describing her as “superhuman.”
Sorry, what?
Biles made headlines when she pulled out of two Olympic gymnastics events after making an error in one of her performances, abandoning her team and letting down her country.
She later cited both social media pressure and ‘mental health’ as reasons for withdrawing.
Some questioned why an elite athlete trained to perform at the highest level would give up so easily, suggesting that her reasons for doing so may just have been convenient excuses for a poor performance.
However, such people were denounced as monsters by vociferous mobs of people who insisted that Biles be seen as an “inspiration,” “heroic” and “courageous.”
The BBC went further, choosing to lead with the headline that Biles’ behavior was “superhuman.”
Fucked up. Gave up. Abandoned her team mates. Let down her country.
Media: “Superhuman”. pic.twitter.com/O8TsgcrO9E
— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) July 28, 2021
The quote is from Nile Wilson, former British gymnast and 2016 bronze medallist, who said, “As athletes, particularly Simone Biles, the attention and validation comes from being a superhuman. I always call her the female Hercules and she definitely will feel all that pressure.”
Another athlete, Chris Mears, also told the broadcaster, “As a man, I am saying that we do not talk enough about mental health.”
This is of course completely absurd since people talk endlessly about “mental health” all the time, a practice that has coincided with soaring depression and worsening mental illness.
Maybe people should stop wallowing and start focusing on creating healthier thinking patterns that aren’t based in self-indulgent “poor me” self-obsession.
As we document in the video below, the bizarre insistence that weakness is strength and failure is success is part of the woke mob’s jihad against language and common sense.
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PHEW! Snopes Declares That Biden Probably Didn’t Yell “My Butt’s Been Wiped”
It’s “unproven” whether Biden’s butt is clean or not
Following the bizarre gibbering nonsense that came out of Joe Biden’s reanimated mouth Sunday, debunking site Snopes has allocated its resources to investigating and concluding that the so called President of the United States probably did not yell “my butt’s been wiped” at a reporter.
Snopes, the reliable and definitely not agenda driven fact-checking website, declared Monday that “This is a genuine clip of Biden. However, it’s not clear what he’s saying in this video.”
“It seems that people are just hearing what they want to hear,” Snopes declared.
It continues, “If you encounter this video of Biden that is prefaced with a caption saying that the president just yelled “My butts been wiped,” you may be predisposed to hear “My butts been wiped” in this clip. But try listening to the clip again, this time considering that the president may have said “It must be right” or “It must be what?”
“While it seems highly improbable that he said “My butt’s been wiped,” we can’t say for sure what he said in this clip, so we are marking this claim as unproven,” Snopes concludes.
Well, just like Biden’s butt, that’s all cleaned up then.
The point is that the guy is yelling weird non-distinguishable stuff at reporters and clearly mentally failing on the world stage. Whether he’s specifically yelling about his butt being wiped or not is irrelevant.
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