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CIA Recruitment Ad Ridiculed For Overdosing on ‘Woke’ Talking Points

Bizarre promo prompts bewildered reaction.

Published

1 year ago

3 May, 2021

Paul Joseph Watson

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A CIA recruitment ad featuring a “cisgender woman of color” who rails against the “patriarchy” and announces she has been diagnosed with “generalized anxiety disorder” has been ridiculed for its woke pandering.

The promo went viral on Twitter, racking up almost a million views, prompting ‘The CIA’ to start trending.

In the video, a Hispanic woman regurgitates glib social justice mantras, explaining how she is a “daughter of immigrants” while bragging about being “perfectly made.”

“I am a cisgender millennial who has been diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder,” she states.

Turns out the CIA was behind Woke all along. Seems kind of obvious in hindsight. pic.twitter.com/QQfnV1It0k

— Jack Posobiec (@JackPosobiec) May 3, 2021

“I am intersectional, but my existence is not a box checking exercise,” she adds, after having ticked a whole raft of ‘diversity’ boxes and showing off her ‘Donald R. Cryer award for diversity and inclusion.’

She then begins rambling on about not allowing her inflection to rise at the end of her sentences and having “earned her way in” (but not by checking diversity boxes, surely?).

“I used to struggle with imposter syndrome, but at 36, I refuse to internalize misguided patriarchal ideas of what a woman can or should be,” she states, once again definitely not trying to tick diversity boxes.

She then continues to stroke her own ego before declaring herself to be “a proud first generation Latina and officer of the CIA.”

Respondents to the clip expressed a mixture of disgust and bewilderment at the utter state of the CIA to be forced to resort to such pandering.

Henceforth all criticism of the CIA is white privilege. https://t.co/416Gv8rNcX

— Richard Seymour (@leninology) May 3, 2021

The really telling thing about this video os that it speaks to the CIA's assessment of who would be interested in working for them. Clearly, they think they have appeal to woke millenials – and they're probably right. https://t.co/1hGuVRuE7B

— Matt Taibbi (@mtaibbi) May 3, 2021

The CIA went from waterboarding terrorists to torturing Americans with shitty woke commercials.

— Rising serpent 🇺🇸 (@rising_serpent) May 3, 2021

I hope the CIA actually is hiring fail brain millennials with debilitating anxiety like in the ad. that would be hilarious. Sam Fisher getting captured and tortured because the analyst working on his mission is hyperventilating due to being quote tweeted

— Anor Londo gentrifier (@ByYourLogic) May 2, 2021

"I have been diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder"—isn’t that what you want from the CIA? https://t.co/abqtnnRR8m

— David Reaboi (@davereaboi) May 2, 2021

Our enemies are laughing their asses off watching this. While the CIA virtue signals about hiring an "intersectional, cisgender millennial with generalized anxiety disorder", our enemies are plotting to take advantage at every turn.

THE STATE OF OUR UNION IS IN PERIL.

— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) May 3, 2021

Really? You can't think of *any* reasons it might make sense for the CIA to hire for diversity?

Here's a hint: what if we want to spy in a country that is mostly nonwhite? https://t.co/l4oyM4oDMf

— Matthew Chapman (@fawfulfan) May 3, 2021

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‘Sexism’ Row Erupts Over Not Enough Parasitic Worms Being Named After Female Scientists

Clown world strikes again.

Published

2 weeks ago

11 May, 2022

Paul Joseph Watson

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A sexism row has erupted over concerns that not enough newly discovered species of parasitic worms are named after women.

Yes, really.

Concerns are being raised as to whether “gender bias” has played a role in naming the creatures after a team of scientists led by parasitologist Robert Poulin “scoured studies in eight journals published between 2000 and 2020,” reports Sky News.

“Of the 596 species named after eminent scientists, only 111, or 19%, recognised women, according to the experts from New Zealand’s University of Otago.”

According to the study, published in the journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B, “We found a consistent gender bias among species named after eminent scientists, with male scientists being immortalised disproportionately more frequently than female scientists.”

Of course, the reason more of the creatures were named after male scientists is that men are more likely to choose to study science subjects in the first place.

Therefore there are more male scientists to choose from when deciding who to name species of creatures after.

It has absolutely nothing to do with “sexism,” just as more men working on oil rigs or on construction sites is due to natural biological differences between men and women and the choices they make.

The fact that any of this is even being treated seriously is another damning indictment of how mainstream science has been warped by intersectional nonsense and the culture wars.

Men and women are different. They have different primary character traits and as a result are more likely to want to pursue different careers and life choices.

That’s not “sexist,” it’s scientific biological reality. Deal with it.

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Rafael Nadal Slams Wimbledon Banning Russian Players

“It’s not their fault what’s happening.”

Published

3 weeks ago

2 May, 2022

Paul Joseph Watson

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Tennis legend Rafael Nadal has slammed Wimbledon’s decision to ban all Russian and Belarusian players from their tournament, asserting, “It’s not their fault what’s happening in this moment.”

Last month, Wimbledon organizers confirmed that players from both countries would be barred from competing in the tournament even if they have vocally opposed the war in Ukraine.

The announcement means that top players like Daniil Medvedev and Andrey Rublev will not be able to compete at SW19 this year.

Players had initially been expected to be given an opportunity to perform an act of ideological subservience by denouncing Russia in order to be able to take part, but now even this won’t be enough.

All-time grand slam wins leader Rafael Nadal criticized the ban as being “very unfair” on his “Russian mates” and colleagues.

Rafael Nadal has criticised the decision of the All England Lawn Tennis Club to ban Russian and Belarusian players from this year's Wimbledon Championships, as a response to Russia's military invasion of Ukraine. pic.twitter.com/p7XPIgqTwP

— Sky Sports News (@SkySportsNews) May 2, 2022

“Poor them…It’s not their fault what’s happening in this moment,” Nadal told reporters.

“In that sense, I feel very sorry for them,” he added, asserting that the organizers had taken a “drastic” position.

Nadal said blocking Russians and Belarusians from competing would also mess up the tennis ranking system.

“The 2,000 points, whenever we go to the grand slams, they are really important and we have to go to those tournaments. So we will have to see the measures that we take,” he said.

Nadal joins fellow generational talent Novak Djokovic in denouncing the measure, with the Serb calling the decision to ban Russians and Belarusians “crazy”.

As we highlighted last month, Ukrainian tennis star Elina Svitolina demanded that Russian and Belarusian players be subjected to ideological purity tests before they are allowed to compete in international tournaments.

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