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Life In A Pod: The New Normal

Plastic pods are going up everywhere

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If you want to go out socialising from now on, you’ll likely be doing it in a plastic pod. This isn’t some weird dystopia, it’s the new normal in 2020.

“Transparent corrals for beach-goers. Dining pods. Clear boxes for students. The demand for plexiglass protective shields has never been higher.” Announced the Wall Street Journal this week:

They’re not weird at all, they’re “stylish”:

Meanwhile, in England:

Enjoy your next meal in a ‘perspex dining bubble’:

Or a ‘luxury dining pod’ if you prefer:

It’s an “experience” alright:

In London you can enjoy a lovely view of The Barad-dûr The shard from your pod:

How about your own greenhouse to bake yourself in:

Or your own shed:

They’re not fucking weird, they’re just “quirky”:

It’s the future, and it’s “podtastic”:

What the fuck is this?

Some saw this coming:

Next up, portable pods?

Already happening:

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11-Year-Old Black Child Made $1K Selling ‘N-Word Passes’ to White Friends at School

White parents tried to make adopted kid woke, failed.

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21 July, 2020

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The woke white parents of an adopted 11-year-old black child were shocked to discover that he had made over a thousand dollars selling ‘n-word passes’ to white kids at school.

A woman going by the name of ‘Mortified Mom’ told Slate that she and her husband, who are both white, adopted a 5-year-old girl called Taylor and an infant boy called Martin. The children, who are both black, are now 11 and 16-years-old.

The mother relates how “we’ve done our best to have honest, age-appropriate discussions on race, our privilege, and how messed up the systematic oppression and racism in our country is.”

Apparently, they failed.

Being the budding entrepreneur that he is, 11-year-old Martin devised an ingenious revenue-generating scheme – he would sell ‘n word passes’ to his fellow middle school students for $25-$50 a pop.

Unfortunately for Martin, his money making venture was rumbled when he tried to sell one of the passes to his sister’s friend, prompting his sister to grass him up to his parents.

“My husband and I are shocked and angry, and we don’t know what to do,” said the anguished foster mom. “Martin’s actions must have made his fellow Black classmates upset and uncomfortable, and I feel like a horrible mother and person.”

After the mom asked for advice on how to punish the child, respondents to the article suggested that the kid needs a “black man in his life” and that the money should be donated to Black Lives Matter or another “anti-racist” organization.

“That’s one way to redpill a child before high school: hand over his hard-earned money to undeserving Marxist criminals and rioters in the name fighting his own oppression,” comments Censored.tv.

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Video: Screeching Woman With Tape Measure Lectures Others For Not Social Distancing

“It’s people like you that are ruining it for all of us!”

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A video clip posted to TikTok shows a woman holding a tape measure screeching hysterically as she appears to be upset with beachgoers for not adhering to proper social distancing.

The woman screams something unintelligible before shouting “Fuck you! Get out of here!” at other people who appear to have gathered near a lake or a beach.

The protagonist is wildly flailing around a tape measure she is holding as a man tries to restrain her.

“It’s people like you that are ruining it for all of us!” she yells.

According to respondents on Twitter who translated comments made by the woman filming the video, the screeching lady is upset at the others for being too close and not properly social distancing.

Others suggested that the woman was upset because she was trying to “measure something” and loud music was preventing her from concentrating.

Either way, the woman filming the video says that she just wanted to have a “tranquil” day with her family.

This looks like another case of a social distancing Karens gone wild.

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The Wayfair Conspiracy is a Hoax

It’s a normie distraction from what’s really happening.

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4 weeks ago

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12 July, 2020

Alex Jones explains how the Wayfair scandal is a mockingbird distraction from what’s really happening.

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