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IKEA to Employ “Social Distance Wardens” to Patrol Shoppers

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IKEA is set to employ “social distance wardens” who tell people how to behave in stores as a whole new jobs market for Karens is created.

The Swedish furniture giant announced today that it would open 19 of its stores across the UK on June 1st.

However, families hoping to make a day of visiting the store can forget about it – only one adult and one child per household is allowed.

“Other measures to ensure safer trading during the coronavirus outbreak include “social distance wardens” to help shoppers navigate a new one-way system,” reports the Guardian.

Get ready; Our whole society is about to be patrolled by a new breed of busy-bodies telling you how to behave, where to stand, where to sit, where you can walk.

Karens all over the world are rejoicing at the prospect of getting paid for what they love the most – interfering in other people’s business.

All this in response to a virus which, according to the CDC, has a fatality rate of 0.26%, making it no more deadly than a bad bout of seasonal flu.

We’re pedantically re-arranging our entire society around social distancing cringe and empowering an army of new enforcers to make our lives miserable.

All in the name of transitioning out of a lockdown which, according to innumerable experts, will be responsible for more deaths than coronavirus itself.

Genius.

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Amherst Students Suspended For Not Wearing Masks Outside Campus

$16,000 dollars down the drain.

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Three students at the University of Massachusetts Amherst were suspended for a whole semester at a cost of $16,000 dollars each after administrators discovered a photo of them partying without masks even though it happened off campus and was outdoors.

Parents of one of the girls who was suspended fought back by alerting the media, pointing out the hypocrisy of the UMass Amherst Hockey Team celebrating their national championship on campus without some of the team members wearing masks.

“There was a photo sent to the administration of these girls outside off campus on a Saturday. This is why they lost a whole semester of their schooling,” said Kristin, the girl’s mother.

Theresa, whose daughter was also suspended, told, CBSN Boston, “She was valedictorian and class president of her high school. She did everything right.”

However, when asked, several of the other students at the university supported the decision to suspend the girls.

“The town of Amherst made it really clear they don’t want any big parties,” said one.

The three girls were even cut off from remote learning and told they will have to re-apply for next semester, meaning their parents have wasted $16,000 dollars on a lost year.

UMass Amherst released a statement reminding students that there were “consequences for not complying” with health mandates.

“One little thing happens and you’re out? Like not even like a don’t do it again, here’s some probation,” Teresa said.

The families involved say they have hired a lawyer and plan to file a lawsuit against the university.

This is yet another taste of how the Communist-style social credit score system will unfold in America.

Any infraction against arbitrary rules imposed for the “common good,” no matter how pedantic, will be met with swift and severe life consequences that will impact the violator for years to come.

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Woke Idiot Harasses No Mask Pregnant Woman For Social Media Clout, Fails

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A woke idiot harassed a pregnant woman in a grocery store for failing to wear a mask in a bid for social media clout but failed miserably.

The clip, posted to Twitter, shows the man confronting a woman at a checkout while commenting, “No mask, right there. Here we go. Candid camera.”

The woman sardonically waves back at him before he tells her, “I want you to know that your insensitivity is ridiculous,” before going on to blame her for COVID killing his grandparents.

As the woman tries to explain why she isn’t wearing a mask, he tells her, “It’s insensitive and disgusting as a human being for you to show so much privilege.”

“I’m pregnant,” she woman explains, saying that she cannot risk encountering breathing difficulties.

“Oh congratulations for your pregnancy, it’s ridiculous, you’re on candid camera and I want you to know that,” he responds.

The man responsible for the harassment obviously expected the clip to go viral and for him to be celebrated by the mob, but the exact opposite happened.

The individual responsible for posting the video to Twitter later claimed he was being “attacked by the whites.”

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Video: Kamala Harris Kisses Her Husband While Both Are Wearing Masks

And both are vaccinated.

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A video clip shows Vice President Kamala Harris kissing her husband while both are wearing masks, with both also having received the vaccination.

Totally normal.

The clip shows Harris saying goodbye to her husband as she boards a flight, but not before ‘kissing’ him through the fabric of their face coverings.

Despite CDC guidelines saying vaccinated people can stop wearing masks outside, Biden administration officials continue to do so, once again illustrating how the mask has become a political symbol.

Joe Biden was ridiculed for wearing a mask during a Zoom call with world leaders, although the president and the first lady didn’t feel the need to cover up while meeting 96-year-old Jimmy Carter and his elderly wife indoors.

Biden also embarrassed himself during a recent speech to supporters in Georgia when he had a near panic attack because he couldn’t find his mask.

Last week, a man was kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight because he didn’t wear his mask in between eating bites of food, which according to the TSA is now a federal mandate.

The insanity shows no sign of ending any time soon.

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