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UK: Number of Snapped Penises Hits New Record Because People Are Trying More “Risky” Positions After Watching Porn

Every day we stray further from God’s light.

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The UK’s National Health Service just recorded a record number of ‘snapped penises’, with one of the reasons being because people are trying out more risky positions after watching porn.

According to NHS figures, 164 patients sought surgeon’s help in fixing their broken members, which represents a 38 percent increase in “fracture of penis” cases since 2014/15..

“While NHS statistics show that the “most likely to be affected” last year were men in their 30s and 40s, the youngest reported case was 18-years old while the oldest was “in a 75 to 79-year-old,” reports the Sun.

Older people taking viagra to maintain their sexual activity is another reason why such cases have increased.

As we have previously highlighted, porn shrinks areas of your brain linked to motivation and reward.

Cambridge University found that Pornography triggers brain activity similar to that triggered by drugs in the brains of drug addicts.

It’s also a sedation drug that disincentives you from attracting real women. Porn literally re-wires your brain and leads to erectile dysfunction, as well as potentially a snapped penis.

Whatever you do, don’t be a coomer.

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11-Year-Old Black Child Made $1K Selling ‘N-Word Passes’ to White Friends at School

White parents tried to make adopted kid woke, failed.

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The woke white parents of an adopted 11-year-old black child were shocked to discover that he had made over a thousand dollars selling ‘n-word passes’ to white kids at school.

A woman going by the name of ‘Mortified Mom’ told Slate that she and her husband, who are both white, adopted a 5-year-old girl called Taylor and an infant boy called Martin. The children, who are both black, are now 11 and 16-years-old.

The mother relates how “we’ve done our best to have honest, age-appropriate discussions on race, our privilege, and how messed up the systematic oppression and racism in our country is.”

Apparently, they failed.

Being the budding entrepreneur that he is, 11-year-old Martin devised an ingenious revenue-generating scheme – he would sell ‘n word passes’ to his fellow middle school students for $25-$50 a pop.

Unfortunately for Martin, his money making venture was rumbled when he tried to sell one of the passes to his sister’s friend, prompting his sister to grass him up to his parents.

“My husband and I are shocked and angry, and we don’t know what to do,” said the anguished foster mom. “Martin’s actions must have made his fellow Black classmates upset and uncomfortable, and I feel like a horrible mother and person.”

After the mom asked for advice on how to punish the child, respondents to the article suggested that the kid needs a “black man in his life” and that the money should be donated to Black Lives Matter or another “anti-racist” organization.

“That’s one way to redpill a child before high school: hand over his hard-earned money to undeserving Marxist criminals and rioters in the name fighting his own oppression,” comments Censored.tv.

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Video: Screeching Woman With Tape Measure Lectures Others For Not Social Distancing

“It’s people like you that are ruining it for all of us!”

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A video clip posted to TikTok shows a woman holding a tape measure screeching hysterically as she appears to be upset with beachgoers for not adhering to proper social distancing.

The woman screams something unintelligible before shouting “Fuck you! Get out of here!” at other people who appear to have gathered near a lake or a beach.

The protagonist is wildly flailing around a tape measure she is holding as a man tries to restrain her.

“It’s people like you that are ruining it for all of us!” she yells.

According to respondents on Twitter who translated comments made by the woman filming the video, the screeching lady is upset at the others for being too close and not properly social distancing.

Others suggested that the woman was upset because she was trying to “measure something” and loud music was preventing her from concentrating.

Either way, the woman filming the video says that she just wanted to have a “tranquil” day with her family.

This looks like another case of a social distancing Karens gone wild.

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The Wayfair Conspiracy is a Hoax

It’s a normie distraction from what’s really happening.

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Alex Jones explains how the Wayfair scandal is a mockingbird distraction from what’s really happening.

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