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New Downward-Tilting Toilets to Improve “Employee Productivity”

Live in a pod, work in a pod, sit on an uncomfortable toilet.

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A start-up company has invented a toilet that tilts downward, making it uncomfortable to sit on for more than a few minutes, in order to increase “employee productivity.”

UK company StandardToilet says that the new loo is sloped 13 degrees downward in order to put more pressure on the legs, making it painful to remain there.

“Anything higher than that would cause wider problems. Thirteen degrees is not too inconvenient, but you’d soon want to get off the seat quite quickly,” company founder Mahabir Gill told Wired Magazine.

Gill admits that the main benefit will be to employers frustrated at their staff spending too much time on their phones during bathroom breaks.

The company’s design has been backed by the British Toilet Association (BTA) and it’s set to be rolled out in train stations, bars, shopping malls and offices.

The toilet is yet another example of how people’s quality of life is being reduced in order to limit their horizons to surpass nothing more than being a worker drone who lives in a pod and works in a pod.

“Surely the raise in productivity will correspond with a raise in wages right?” one Twitter user sardonically asked.

“Good to know that while wages are stagnant, corporate America still has the money to punish workers for a minute of time to themselves,” added another.

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Transgender Professor Who Called For Stigma Towards Pedophiles to be Removed Forced to Resign

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A transgender professor who called for the stigma towards pedophiles to be removed has been forced to resign.

During an interview with the Prostasia Foundation, Allyn Walker, a female-to-male transgender, insisted that that the term “minor attracted people” should be used in preference to ‘pedophile’ because pedophiles’ feelings might be hurt otherwise.

Walker said she preferred the term because it’s “less stigmatizing than other terms like pedophile.”

The professor also suggested that pedophilia is merely another form of sexual attraction and should be tolerated.

“Sexuality can be fluid, and there are many MAPs who have a range of attractions to both children and adults,” she said.

Walker also asserted that stigma against pedophiles is a “huge problem” and that she “empathizes” with how pedos are treated.

Unsurprisingly, Walker received a massive backlash and then tried to portray herself as the victim.

“Multiple threats were made against me and the campus community generally,” she said in a statement, claiming that her work was “mischaracterized” because she is transgender.

Walker will step down when her contract expires next May.

However, many academics are still publicly proclaiming their support for her, with over 70 researchers and professors signing a letter insisting that Walker is correct not to stigmatize pedos.

“Not everyone who is attracted to children abuses children,” states the letter.

Meanwhile, a petition to reinstate the professor has received over 2,500 signatures.

We truly live in hell.

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Term ‘Sex Offender’ Cancelled Because it May Upset Sex Offenders

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The Colorado Sex Offender Management Board has voted to cancel the term “sex offender” because it might upset sex offenders.

Yes, really.

“The board’s decision passed following a 10-6 vote on Nov. 19 will not change the language used in criminal justice proceedings, the Colorado Sex Offender registry, or the name of the Colorado Sex Offender Management Board itself,” reports the Federalist.

“It does, however, apply to the “Standards and Guidelines for the Assessment, Evaluation, Treatment and Behavioral Monitoring of Adult Sex Offenders.”

Instead of being called sex offenders, the criminal pervs will now be referred to as “adults who commit sexual offenses.”

According to the Denver Post, the change is being made because sex offenders have faced “harsh” treatment and that is “counterproductive to the goal of rehabilitation.”

“I doubt the Denver Post regards the appalling treatment of Kyle Rittenhouse overly harsh. Sex criminals (e.g., liberal martyr Joseph Rosenbaum) have the sympathy of the progressive establishment. Decent kids trying to protect people’s property from leftist rioters do not,” comments Dave Blount.

The CDC also recently released a ‘woke’ guide to patrolling language which urged people to refer to inmates or prisoners as “people who are incarcerated or detained,” while calling criminals “people in pre-trial or with charge” or “people who were formerly incarcerated.”

While the state concerns itself with protecting the feelings of criminal sex offenders, child molesters are also being increasingly coddled by the system.

A “non-binary” associate professor at Old Dominion University recently called for the “stigma” of pedophilia to be ‘delegitimized’.

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Irish Rubgy Team is Too Irish!

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The Irish rugby team is too white and too Irish, and apparently that’s a problem.

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