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New Downward-Tilting Toilets to Improve “Employee Productivity”

Live in a pod, work in a pod, sit on an uncomfortable toilet.

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A start-up company has invented a toilet that tilts downward, making it uncomfortable to sit on for more than a few minutes, in order to increase “employee productivity.”

UK company StandardToilet says that the new loo is sloped 13 degrees downward in order to put more pressure on the legs, making it painful to remain there.

“Anything higher than that would cause wider problems. Thirteen degrees is not too inconvenient, but you’d soon want to get off the seat quite quickly,” company founder Mahabir Gill told Wired Magazine.

Gill admits that the main benefit will be to employers frustrated at their staff spending too much time on their phones during bathroom breaks.

The company’s design has been backed by the British Toilet Association (BTA) and it’s set to be rolled out in train stations, bars, shopping malls and offices.

The toilet is yet another example of how people’s quality of life is being reduced in order to limit their horizons to surpass nothing more than being a worker drone who lives in a pod and works in a pod.

“Surely the raise in productivity will correspond with a raise in wages right?” one Twitter user sardonically asked.

“Good to know that while wages are stagnant, corporate America still has the money to punish workers for a minute of time to themselves,” added another.

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Swiss Captain Rejects World Cup Virtue Signaling

Says team is not in Qatar to “hand out lessons to anyone.”

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Swiss football captain Granit Xhaka has rejected the deluge of virtue signaling taking place at the World Cup, asserting his team isn’t in Qatar to “hand out lessons to anyone.”

Since it began, the tournament has been beset by controversy over teams attempting to express their support for the LGBT movement in a country that still imprisons homosexuals.

FIFA has banned players from wearing ‘OneLove’ armbands, something the German team protested this week by placing their hands over their mouths during a pre-game photo.

Supporters attending games have also been told they can’t wear rainbow hats or carry LGBT flags into stadiums, although this policy has now been reversed.

Despite many teams jumping on the virtue signaling bandwagon (England have once again begun to ‘take a knee’), Switzerland captain Granit Xhaka says he isn’t interested.

“I don’t think we need to do anything as the Swiss team,” said Xhaka. “We need to respect the rules and concentrate on our football, that’s all I intend to do. We’re here to play football and not hand out lessons to anyone.”

Meanwhile, Wales national coach Rob Page chided Germany, who lost 2-1 to Japan after their hands over mouths PR stunt, suggesting it made them lose focus on the match itself.

“I want my players to focus fully on playing games of football and winning games. I am sure Germany now, in hindsight, will probably have the same message,” said Page.

As we discuss in the video below, while you can be arrested for promoting LGBT in Qatar, in the west, you can be arrested for disrespecting LGBT.

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Another global sportsball event to broadcast THE MESSAGE.

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In Qatar, they’ll arrest you for promoting LGBT.

In western countries, they’ll arrest you for disrespecting LGBT.

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He Just Admitted It

Wokery is a fake smokescreen.

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Bankman-Fried admitted it.

For these billionaires, wokery is just an empty loyalty oath to prove your obedience to the establishment.

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