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Thanksgiving Is Canceled

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Because you’re killing the planet

The latest joy killing decree to be issued from the environmental overlords is that Thanksgiving is canceled because your family meal is killing the planet.

How is it that some sweet potatoes and a pumpkin pie are destroying the Earth? Well, the bastion of all that is pure and good, the aptly named HuffPost has the answer.

“Meat and meat byproducts (cheese, butter and heavy cream, for example) have a larger environmental footprint than plant-based ingredients,” complains Alexandra Emanuelli.

“According to research done by Carnegie Mellon University, the carbon footprint of a 16-pound turkey creates a total of 34.2 pounds of CO2 — the same amount produced by turkey gravy, cranberry sauce, roasted Brussels sprouts, mashed potatoes, rolled biscuits and apple pie combined.” Emanuelli further huffs.

“[P]lant-based foods consistently have been shown to have lower carbon footprints — so those walnuts, chestnuts, mushrooms, etc. are far more efficient to produce in total resources than conventional animal products, especially red meat,” the report continues.

Great… walnut and mushroom soufflé it is then. But no…wait…you can’t actually have a family Thanksgiving at all, unless you all live in a commune and never leave, because traveling is the real evil.

“Researchers at Carnegie Mellon determined that four people flying a 600-mile trip produces 10 times the emissions of the Thanksgiving meal,” the report further whines.

“Driving is less detrimental, but American cars emit close to a pound of CO2 per mile driven. Orchi Banerjee, a recent graduate of the department of Social and Decision Sciences at Carnegie Mellon, said, ‘It may help the environment if [your guests] stayed home and cooked their own meal.’”

So, also canceled are Christmas, Easter, Passover, and 4th of July.

Stay at home alone, in your pod, eating walnuts. Better yet, just eat worms.

Tucker Carlson and his guest Mark Steyn had some choice words for those who want to cancel Thanksgiving:

“‘The Huffington Post’ says you shouldn’t be taking a plane. You shall not be eating a turkey. Eating a Turkey is bad for the planet, even though it is not as bad as one of these flatulent cows that AOC wants to slaughter … instead of having a stuffed turkey, you should have some arugula stuffed with kale or kale stuffed with arugula. Makes no difference, tastes just as lousy either way,” said Steyn.

The pair then pointed out the hypocrisy of liberal jet-setters who preach to everyday Americans about their carbon footprints.

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Putin Says West is “Completely Insane,” “Subverting Human Nature” For Allowing Takeover by Gender Mob

He’s right.

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22 October, 2021

Russian President Vladimir Putin blasted the west as “completely insane” for allowing children to be taught there is no biological sex.

During a speech at the Valdai Discussion Club in Sochi, Putin said the woke crusade against traditional gender roles was “subverting human nature.”

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Word “Spooky” Banned by National Theatre Over Absurd Claim It’s Racist

Language police claim another scalp.

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18 October, 2021

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The National Theatre of Scotland has banned the word “spooky” over its “racial connotations” despite nobody complaining and despite there being no record of it ever being used as a racial slur in the United Kingdom.

Yes, really.

“A source at the Scottish theatre told the Daily Record that no one has complained about the term “spooky” but they were concerned the word could become problematic in the future,” reports RT.

So based on the prospect that somebody, somewhere, might be offended in the future by a completely non-controversial word, it has to be banned.

Apparently, the word “spooky” may have been used in America 80 years ago during World War II to refer to black pilots, meaning it must be expunged from our consciousness for eternity.

The reason for the elimination of the word becomes clear when we learn it happened as a result of “a lot of training and meetings since the [Black Lives Matter] movement” about how “[National Theatre Scotland] should change.”

In other words, the social engineering brainwashing struggle sessions have claimed another victim, this time a prosaic word.

The theatre said it will “always interrogate language choices” for “historically oppressive connotations” in order to satiate the mere threat of the baying thought police mob.

There was some backlash to the announcement, although since these institutions never listen to it, and always default to what a minority of unhinged extremists wants, it’s always rather pointless.

Professor Sir Geoff Palmer said he’d never heard of “spooky” being used as a racial slur, adding that the theatre was “doing more harm than good.”

“Does anyone actually want this? Is it just high up white people doing what they think is right without actually trying to learn and understand where the problems actually are?” asked a Twitter respondent.

“Can anyone find a single instance of “spooky” being used as a racial slur in the UK since, say, 1960?” asked another person.

“It really is a sickness now,” commented another.

Remember when they said ‘political correctness is just being nice to people’?

Oh, how far we’ve descended.

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Video: Joe Rogan Applauds Tucker Carlson For Having Conversations With Leftists… And It Makes Leftists Angry

And now, praising Joe Rogan is fascist because Joe Rogan praised Tucker Carlson, who is totally a Nazi

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14 October, 2021

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Joe Rogan continued to annoy people who don’t like debate, questions or nuanced conversation Wednesday by praising Tucker Carlson for engaging in all of the above.

During a conversation with guest Alex Berenson, who has also angered leftists by merely asking questions about vaccines, the topic turned to Carlson.

When Berenson compared Rogan and Carlson, the former joked that he may not like where the conversation was heading.

“We’ll also talk to anybody,” Rogan clarified, adding “Tucker has a lot of left-wing people on and he doesn’t disparage them or criticize them or mock them.”

He continued “I think his discussions that he has on his show are some of the most nuanced in that he is willing to have conversations with anybody.”

“He’ll talk about all kinds of things, and I think that’s very important in this time that you have people like him,” Rogan added.

Cue a collective meltdown of disturbed leftists to prove Rogan’s exact point once again:

This proves… something apparently:

Yep, it definitely proves… something or other:

And now, praising Joe Rogan is fascist because Joe Rogan praised Tucker Carlson, who is totally a Nazi:

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