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New ‘Wearable Chair’ Allows You to be a Sit Down Slave at All Times

Making Wall-E a reality.

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Humans are now so permanently sedentary, a company has developed a “wearable chair” that lets you sit down anywhere.

The chair appears to be about as comfortable as a squatty potty and looks absolutely ridiculous, but it lets you stare at your phone in a slightly more convenient way than standing up.

Living the dream!

The chair, which is called LEX and costs $186 dollars, can only support up to 265 pounds of weight, so obese lazy people who are most likely to want to use it won’t be able to.

The creators say the chair will “change how we use our workspace,” meaning you will no longer have to be physically located in your slave pod as you toil away for a faceless transnational corporation.

But hey, given that our future is living in reclaimed sewer pipes because no one can afford actual houses, maybe the wearable chair will become a practical space-saving utility item.

Respondents weren’t too impressed.

“I feel like they’re trying to make wall-e a reality,” commented one.

“I think in the next version it will come with an attached toilet,” remarked another.

“Perfect for lazy fucks who don’t want to stand and increase lethargic tendencies,” said another.

One Twitter user summed it up nicely.

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Pentagon Confirms UFOs are Real

Why the recent flip?

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Why did the establishment and the legacy media flip from treating the entire UFO subject with scorn and ridicule to treating it with the utmost seriousness?

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Video: Residents ANNOYED At Parents Protesting SATAN CLUB For Kids

“One homeowner parked her van on the sidewalk to block the group”

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Parents in Greensboro, North Carolina held a prayer vigil in protest of Satanists attempting to setup an after school SATAN CLUB for children as young as six, but instead of being supported by local residents they were treated as an annoyance, according to a report.

Fox 8 reported that “People living along Normandy Road did not want the rally so close to their homes,” and that “One homeowner parked her van on the sidewalk to block” the protest.

Tempe Moore, the organizer of the prayer rally told reporters “we here in Greensboro do not want this in our schools.”

“This is not a time for good men to do nothing. It’s a time to let our voices be heard,” she added.

As we have previously reported, this move on kids by Satanists is happening all over the country.

The Satanic Temple is even suing an elementary school in Pennsylvania after officials refused to allow the organisation to run the ‘Satan Club’.

The one eyed greasy head Satanist was back in this latest report to assure everyone that he’s not really into Satan and it’s all just a metaphor. All he wants is to teach kindergarteners about science.

Yeah, ok dude, sure.

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What kind of hell is being unleashed when people protesting AGAINST a SATAN CLUB in schools are looked upon as the annoyance?

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    Congressman Who Claimed DC Elites Invited Him to Orgies Will Face Dressing Down

    House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy “wants a word” with Rep. Cawthorn.

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    Republican Congressman Madison Cawthorn is set to receive a dressing down from House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy after he claimed on a podcast that DC elites invited him to sex orgies.

    As we highlighted yesterday, Cawthorn made the astounding comments during the Warrior Poet Society podcast when he agreed with the host that House of Cards was more like a documentary than a work of fiction.

    “I look at all these people, a lot of them that I’ve looked up to through my life, I’ve always paid attention to politics. Then all of the sudden you get invited to: ‘Well hey we’re going to have kind of a sexual get together at one of our homes, you should come,” said Cawthorn.

    “I’m like: ‘What did you just ask me to come to?” he continued. “Then you realize they are asking you to come to an orgy.”

    Cawthorn also revealed that he saw lawmakers involved in anti-addiction campaigns sniffing coke.

    For the sin of speaking about Eyes Wide Shut-style elitist orgies, Cawthorn will now face heat from within his own party.

    After Rep. Steve Womack and other Republicans complained in a meeting that they were being “grilled” by the media about the claims, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy said he “wants a word” with Rep. Cawthorn.

    According to the Hill, Cawthorn’s colleagues are challenging him to name names.

    “Womack said many of his colleagues weren’t exactly wild, hitting the sack at 9 p.m. and still using fax machines and flip phones, the outlet said,” reports the New York Post.

    “He criticized Cawthorn — who was not at the meeting — for lumping everyone together with his accusations of craven behavior, reports said.”

    The fact that some Republican lawmakers don’t attend such parties doesn’t constitute proof that they are not happening and there is no apparent benefit to Cawthorn in making up the claims.

    Indeed, during his comments, Cawthorn didn’t specifically say it was only Republicans who were inviting him to the orgies.

    The notion of powerful politicians attending sordid sex and drug parties is hardly a wild conspiracy theory, in fact it’s an open secret.

    Expensive sex clubs where the rich and famous go to engage in utter debauchery exist in virtually every major city in the west, so why similar activity wouldn’t take place at private homes is anyone’s guess.

    The entire Jeffrey Epstein scandal was also predicated around girls being sex trafficked for the enjoyment of the wealthy political class.

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