A Swedish behavioral scientist has suggested that it may be necessary to turn to cannibalism and start eating humans in order to save the planet.
Appearing on Swedish television to talk about an event based around the “food of the future,” Magnus Söderlund said he would be holding seminars on the necessity of consuming human flesh in order to stop climate change.
Environmentalists blame the meat and farming industry for a large part of what they claim is the warming of the earth.
According to Söderlund, a potential fix would be the Soylent Green-solution of eating dead bodies instead.
He told the host of the show that one of the biggest obstacles to the proposal would be the taboo nature of corpses and the fact that many would see it as defiling the deceased.
Söderlund also acknowledged that people are “slightly conservative” when it comes to eating things they are not accustomed to, such as cadavers.
The discussion took place accompanied by a graphic of human hands on the end of forks. Lovely.
Another proposal to save the earth which has been promoted by numerous mass media outlets and environmentalists is only somewhat less disgusting – eating bugs.
No doubt Greta Thunberg and Prince Harry will be first in line for when cockroaches and human flesh is being dished out at the next international climate summit.
Video: Kamala Harris Lambasted For Weird Cringe Kindergarten Description Of Astronauts’ Historic Mission
“And then they launched… yeah they did”
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Kamala Harris, who is one health indicent away from being the President, put on a weird and disturbingly childish display Tuesday as she awarded the Congressional Space Medal of Honor to two former astronauts.
Harris described the NASA SpaceX Demonstration Demo-2 mission of Robert Behnken and Douglas Hurley from 2020 using extremely literal language that prompted some to wonder whether she is employing children to write her speeches.
Using a weird tone as if speaking to a room full of toddlers, Harris noted that the astronauts “suited up, waved to their families, rode an elevator… strapped into their seats… and then they launched.”
“Yeah they did,” she added before bursting into fits of giggles.
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Only Kamala Harris can make a description of an astronaut's launch seem patronizing. pic.twitter.com/zXYL4mfdq9
Well it's not her fault, blame it on her speechwriter. The Babylon Bee did a full interview with him, and honestly I think there is room for improvement. https://t.co/fbpiAnn8eq