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Michael Moore Cancels Gym Membership Over SoulCycle Trump Fundraiser
Well, this is awkward.

Published
4 years agoon

Michael Moore says he has cancelled his gym membership with SoulCycle because its billionaire owner plans to host a fundraiser for President Trump.
Yes, really.
SoulCycle is a fitness company based in NYC that offers indoor cycling workout classes.
Responding to a story from the Daily Beast which confirms that owner Stephen Ross is set to host a Hamptons fundraiser for Trump for which tickets will cost $100,000, Moore made his feelings known to his 6 million followers.
“That’s it! Just cancelled my @SoulCycle membership!” he tweeted.
That’s it! Just cancelled my @SoulCycle membership! https://t.co/YvoG4pQv7w
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) August 7, 2019
Given that the liberal film maker is not noted for being in peak physical condition, the tweet was quickly ‘ratioed’ and has received almost 9,000 responses, many of them derisory.
Others asked whether or not Moore was joking given that SoulCycle doesn’t even offer monthly memberships.
Here’s a selection. Enjoy.
This will be devastating for their business 🤣 pic.twitter.com/NVQ66EJICV
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) August 7, 2019
It’s a gym, not an all you can eat buffet, so I’m sure you’ve never been there.
— Mark Dice (@MarkDice) August 8, 2019
Yeah. Because we know you're a regular on the front row at SoulCycle. You betcha. pic.twitter.com/S1u1FdvIkV
— Jellenne (@jellen805) August 7, 2019
That’s it! Just cancelled my @WholeFoods prime membership! I mean, since we are on the subject of cancelling things we don’t use. 😂😂
— Nicole (@Go_Pens_) August 7, 2019
The *things that never happened* Hall of Fame would like to introduce our newest inductee: Michael Moore being a regular at @soulcycle classes. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) August 8, 2019
I'm sure they're upset by that. You never went anyway. Those bikes are only rated up to 320 lbs.
— BriEd Krapinstein (@krapinstein) August 7, 2019
I sometimes forget you're a fitness icon.
— sassy prop op (@ProperOpinion) August 7, 2019
Bro, absolutely no one believes your walrus-like body works out at the gym. You deserve this comment ratio.
— Mindy Robinson 🇺🇸 (@iheartmindy) August 7, 2019
As their mantra is "move your body", and you've clearly done nothing of the sort for nigh on 40 years or so, I doubt they find themselves inconsolable from your self-elimination as a prospective spokesmodel. 🙄
— CarolinaConservative (@1776CC) August 8, 2019
You cancelled a membership that didn’t exist. You’re so brave! pic.twitter.com/L9lnydsH9M
— Lord Single Malt (@Singlemaltfiend) August 7, 2019
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‘X-Files-Like Mystery’ In Texas As Cattle Found Dead With Missing Tongues
Published
1 month agoon
24 April, 2023Zero Hedge

Authorities in Texas are investigating the mysterious deaths of six cattle found with their tongues “completely removed” by precision “clean cuts.”
Ranchers in Madison County, about 100 miles southeast of Waco, found the mutilated remains of a 6-year-old longhorn-cross cow lying on her side at their ranch.
Madison County Sheriff’s Office said, “A straight, clean cut, with apparent precision, had been made to remove the hide around the cow’s mouth on one side, leaving the meat under the removed hide untouched. The tongue was also completely removed from the body with no blood spill.”
“It was noted there were no signs of struggle and the grass around the cow was undisturbed,” investigators from the sheriff’s office said.
Investigators added: “No footprints or tire tracks were noted in the area.”
Ranchers also reported five similar cases involving four adult cows and one yearling in Brazos and Robertson counties.
The exact cause of death of the six livestock is unknown; each was found the same way, with “face cut along the jaw line and the tongue removed” in “straight, clean cut, with apparent precision,” the sheriff’s office said.
One commenter on the Facebook post wrote, “This is just to dristraxt of from how high inflation is.”
The discovery of the cattle resembles a storyline from an episode of “The X-Files.”
This post was originally published at Zero Hedge