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Woman Designs Chair to Prevent “Manspreading”
By forcing men to sit like they don’t have balls.

Published
4 years agoon

A British woman has been awarded for designing a chair that prevents “manspreading” by forcing men to sit as if they don’t have any balls.
I’m not even joking.
“Manspreading,” otherwise known as ‘having a pair of testicles’ – is where men sit with their legs spread apart on public transport.
23-year-old Laila Laurel says she designed the chair “following her own experiences of ‘manspreading'”.
“It came both from my own experiences of men infringing on my space in public, and also from ‘The Everyday Sexism Project’, a website founded by Laura Bates in which women self-testify about sexism they experience,” she told LadBible.
“With my chair set I hoped to draw awareness to the act of sitting for men and women and inspire discussion around this,” added Laurel, who was given the Belmond Award for emerging talent (whatever that is).
But here’s the kicker; Laurel has also designed a chair which encourages women to engage in the very same behavior she complains about the men doing.
If you’re wondering if that makes any sense whatsoever then stop because it doesn’t.
Also, from an aesthetic viewpoint, the designs look absolutely hideous.
Unfortunately, there is no chair being designed to prevent female bagspreading.
Stop the #bagspreading ! #manspreading #Hypocrisy #feminism pic.twitter.com/yKMHu1WReT
— JaiArts (@jaiartz) June 17, 2017
The response to the design was not very sympathetic.
“This is one of the most ridiculous things I’ve read this year. She has made a chair to prevent men from ‘manspreading’ and made one for women which encourages it?” commented one Twitter user.
“She needs to wear that device that simulates having ball(s), maybe then she would learn to have some sympathy toward men instead of feeling entitled to tell them how to sit,” added another.
“Imagine if a man designed something to stop a woman doing ANYTHING…. the feminist and sexist backlash would be unimaginable,” remarked another.
We’ve now reached the stage where identity politics has to be injected into chairs – chairs for fuck’s sake.
As we previously reported, a Transport For London ad lectured men on the tube on how to sit.
Where will the insanity end?
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Video: Shrieky Purple Haired Democrat Makes A Complete Fool Of Herself At FBI Whistleblower Hearing
Tries to identify FBI whistleblower as J6 Insurgency supporter by attributing someone else’s Twitter account to him… fails spectacularly
Published
2 weeks agoon
19 May, 2023Steve Watson

A Democrat made a complete fool of herself at yesterday’s House Judiciary Committee government weaponisation hearing in the House by attempting to pin some random person’s retweet on an FBI whistleblower as evidence that he supported a January 6th insurgency.
Sporting sprigs of purple dyed hair and waving around air quotes, shrieky Democratic Rep. Linda Sanchez of California attempted to go all Perry Mason by uncovering former FBI agent Marcus Allen as a dangerous MAGA extremist sympathiser.
The problem was that her entire case rested on a retweet claiming ‘Nancy Pelosi staged January 6. Retweet if you agree,’ by someone with the same name, that isn’t the same Marcus Allen.
Sanchez took about 4 minutes to set up her devastating take down of Allen as a legitimate witness, asking him several poorly worded questions about whether he believes FBI agents should be impartial and apolitical.
Sanchez intended to get Allen to agree that obviously this should be the case and then hit him with the revelation that he retweeted a MAGA crackpot QAnon statement, or something.
When it came to the big unveil, Sanchez asked “Is your account @MarcusA97050645?” to which the former agent replied “That is absolutely not my account.”
Should’ve checked if there is more than one Marcus Allen… in the world.
Sanchez ridiculously carried on anyway, demanding that Allen answer for the tweet, as someone in the background quipped that the owner of the random Marcus Allen account “could be the football player.”
Allen hilariously repeatedly told Sanchez that the Twitter account in question is not his.
Watch:
Two can play at this game…
.@RepLindaSanchez must answer for this!https://t.co/gHlvvkegG2
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) May 18, 2023
All Marcus Allens look the same to Linda Sanchez.
— Sunshine State of Mind 🌈 ⛅️ (@foundinsunshine) May 18, 2023
A form of defamation? Esp when she carried on after he testified under oath it wasn't his.
— SAE 🇨🇦 (@SueCresFair) May 18, 2023
Next, they’ll demand testimony from Georgia Log Cabin to answer for their transgressions. pic.twitter.com/Fb8mKK6gt9
— Mike Nessen (@Mike_Nessen) May 18, 2023
"Mr. Allen, are you friends with a man named Georgia Log Cabin?"
— Paulitically Incorrect (@paulgabella) May 18, 2023
Did she ask about his time with the Raiders?
— Grn (@GrnMtnBoys) May 18, 2023
These aren’t serious people
— PizzaCzar (@PizzaWanchovies) May 18, 2023
Purple hair and fat.
— regina di Neanderthal (@MaryPop04850608) May 18, 2023
Earlier, Allen had testified to the subcommittee that he was punished for forwarding information to his superiors that “questioned the official narrative of the events of January 6.”
“Despite my history of unblemished service to the United States, the FBI suspended my security clearance, accusing me of actually being disloyal to my country,” Allen said.
He added, “This outrageous and insulting accusation is based on unsubstantiated accusations that I hold ‘conspiratorial views’ regarding the events of January 6, 2021 and that I allegedly sympathize with criminal conduct. I do not. I was not in Washington DC on January 6, played no part in the events of January 6, and I condemn all criminal activity that occurred.”
Marcus Allen bravely served our country overseas in the armed services and has been suspended without pay for OVER a year by the FBI for "disloyalty."
— House Judiciary GOP (@JudiciaryGOP) May 18, 2023
Listen to his powerful testimony ⬇️ pic.twitter.com/5fR0VTk5zb
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Toronto ‘Anti-Capitalist’ Pay-When-You-Can Cafe Shuts Down After Just One Year
Published
3 weeks agoon
15 May, 2023Zero Hedge

A Toronto cafe for anti-capitalists, “The Anarchist,” is permanently shuttering after just 12 months in business after following a “pay-when-you-can” business model.
The Anarchist describes itself as an “anti-capitalist, anti-colonial cafe, shop and radical community space on stolen land.”
“Unfortunately, the lack of generational wealth/seed capital from ethically bankrupt sources left me unable to weather the quiet winter season, or to grow in the ways needed to be sustainable longer-term,” the owner, Gabriel Sims-Fewer wrote last week.
The Anarchist, which opened for business in March of 2022, went viral last year, with internet users mocking the leftist cafe for charging high prices for its “speciality” coffee as well as selling “radical” art, books, clothing, jewellery, tote bags, and stickers. –Breitbart
“Fuck the rich. Fuck the police. Fuck the state. Fuck the colonial death camp we call “Canada”,” Gabriel wrote.
“It’s been an amazing experience, connecting with so many great community members, sparking desperately needed debate, raising the blood pressure of Conservatives (that includes you, “anarcho-capitalists” and “Libertarians”), fulfilling the dream of most service workers by not having to tolerate the presence of professional class-traitors (pigs and military), and experimenting with living and working in ways that don’t enthusiastically embrace the pure misanthropy of Capitalism,” he continued.
How could this have possibly happened?
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I Keep Hearing This
The mental health industrial complex.

Published
3 weeks agoon
9 May, 2023A professor reveals that students are citing “mental health” to get 25% extra time in exams, generous coursework deadline extensions, and as a general excuse to just not show up or do anything at all.
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